Salmon Burger

Canned seafood is a 99 Cent Chef budget specialty. Look blog-backward and you will find recipes for "Baby Clams and Spaghetti", a "Salmon Shmear", "Clam and Artichoke Pita Pizzas" and the Left-leaning "Cesar Chavez Salad", all using canned (or foil pouched) seafood. Now you can add Salmon Burgers.

If you are lucky enough to find a 15 oz. large can of salmon in your local dollar store, you can make enough salmon burgers to feed the whole family, with The 99 Cent Chef's salmon burger recipe. Lately, the Chef has run across 3 oz. soft packs and 7 oz. cans of cooked salmon; that's enough for 1-3 patties. Ah, the good old days when large 15 oz. cans were everywhere for around a buck! For these larger cans, just add 3 times my filler ingredients ( about 3 eggs, a whole onion and bell pepper, celery stalk, and 1 cup of bread crumbs). For a burger, make sure to cover salmon patty when cooking, to firm it up; if it is served without bread then cook uncovered for a flaky tender patty.

As a bonus, The Chef has come up with the perfect salmon patty pairing: ginger/lime mayo aioli. Canned salmon in water is ideal, just drain; if canned in oil, then you don't need oil for frying, it has plenty already!

Ingredients ( 2-3 patties)

• 7 oz. can of salmon (or 2 soft foil packs of 3 oz. size salmon)
• 1/2 each - onion, bell pepper and celery, or any combination (this is the kind of recipe you can add anything to, including chopped green olives, capers, carrots, etc.)1/4 cup of bread crumbs - fresh or from a can
• 1 tsp. chopped garlic
• 1 egg
• 1 tbsp. of oil for frying one salmon patty
• pepper to taste (canned salmon has plenty of salt)
• Hamburger bun, pita or any type of bread for salmon patty
• For your burger add favorite topping including, tomato, greens, and avocado.

Ginger Mayo Aioli
Add 1 tbsp. of powdered ginger, 1tsp. of lime/lemon juice (optional), and mix into 1/4 cup of mayo. The longer it sets the more flavorful.



Directions
Drain canned salmon and remove any bone (sometimes the white backbone is left in). Chop veggies fine and saute in frying pan with 1 tbsp. oil for 5 minutes until soft.

In a bowl add salmon, cooked veggies, one egg, garlic and bread crumbs (or one fresh crumbled, toasted slice of bread), and mix well. Heat one tbsp. oil over medium heat. Form hamburger-sized patties and cook covered for about 5 minutes each side. Patties will firm up when covered; if you are serving them without buns, cook uncovered and they will be more moist and flaky.
Serve with the Chef's Ginger Mayo Aioli on the side or on a bun.

Shooting Produce - A Basketball Video

Welcome to the playoffs, and I don't mean this week's NBA Lakers vs. Orlando series. This is basketball played by the rulebook of The 99 Cent Chef.

Great NBA All-Star match-ups have included Magic and Bird, Kobe and LeBron, and now: Pete vs. The 99 Cent Chef! It's a triple-double of a basketball video event. One-on-one has never been so much fun.

Like in The Chef's baseball video from last year, playing with food is taken to surreal and fanciful extremes. What starts out as a simple 5 basket pickup game turns into a food free-for-all, and you can be sure things go splat when Pete and The Chef drive to the hoop.

During this week of the NBA playoffs, be a sport and join The Chef for his outlandish halftime entertainment event.

Shooting Produce - Video

Play it here. The video runs 4 minutes, 42 seconds.

99 thanks to Pete for a slamdunking performance! Checkout Pete's clever Sports Shorts Blog by clicking here, and for his YouTube videos just click here.

And extra thanks to my fellow Culver City art gallery hopping neighbor Bob McGinness for additional creative camerawork.

Click here to embed or view video on YouTube.

Cheapest Happy Hour in Beverly Hills?

What is wrong with this picture? No, not the skewed angle; I shoot that way, influenced by the street photographers Gary Winogrand, William Eggleston and Robert Frank. No, it's that Cartier, the Beverly Hills jewelry emporium, is on The 99 Cent Chef's foodblog, and that the chintzy chef is in fact imbibing three doors down on ritzy Rodeo Drive.

Welcome to my new feature: reviews of economical drinking and dining in Los Angeles. The Chef doesn't eat out enough, and this makes the perfect excuse to explore cheap eats citywide. Look out, S. Irene Virbila and Jonathan Gold -- a new restaurant reviewer is in town! I will feature meals that a proletarian/student/struggling artist/filmmaker can afford, not just local "expense account" dining reviews. Happy hours and low-cost dining will be my purview, while in higher-end restaurants, the focus is on the least expensive menu items. And if there is a free parking spot restaurant close, The Chef will spill the beans! My future postings will be generously served with scrumptious photos with a side of luscious video.

Squeezing a dime does not limit you to a fast food diet, as my first happy hour review shows. So pull up a bar stool and let The 99 Cent Chef show you the ropes of Cafe Rodeo's Bar 360 in Beverly Hills.

Valet parking is available at the Luxe Hotel on 360 N. Rodeo Dr., where Cafe Rodeo's Bar 360 is housed; of course I am too cheap to indulge, since about three blocks north, just before Santa Monica Boulevard, is ample city parking for $1 an hour - but bring plenty of quarters, since these are old-style meters. A short walk -- past the well-heeled natives mixed with gawking, camera wielding tourists -- brings you to the Luxe Hotel, where right across from the check-in desk is Cafe Rodeo, an upscale room with a dozen white cloth-covered tables and featuring Bar 360, a six-stool copper-covered bar.

Sports play on the 36-inch flat screen and the bartender is quick to hand you the happy hour menu, featuring a Cosmopolitan and Dirty Martini for a mere $3.60. With time clicking off on my city parking meter, I quickly order the Cosmo and $3.60 Parmesano Pomme Frittes appetizer. The Cosmo is sweet and colored like cranberry juice but with a kick.

The pomme frittes are cleverly served spilling out of a Chinese to-go box and liberally sprinkled with parmesan and a bowl of ketchup on the side. They go down well, as I lick my finger to coat it in leftover parmesan. The fries are good as frozen-style fries can be, but disappointing for a high end happy hour appitizer - fresh cut would seem appropriate.

Next up is perfection in a cocktail glass - Cafe Rodeo's chilled martini made with Gordon's gin and a single plump olive. The drinks are the star here - two good ones in a row.

An order of fish tacos and fried chicken skewers follow. The 2 fish small tacos are made with lightly breaded tilapia chopped fish fillets with a chipotle chili spicy aioli, served on a corn tortilla sprinkled with minced lettuce. While tasting fine, this appetizer is way overpriced at $7 for this budget chef (I often get 5 oz. frozen tilapia fillets at my local 99c only Store) .

Stick with the Fried Chicken Skewers, made with white breast meat that's crunchy coated with a mix including bread crumbs. Two dipping sauces flank the large fried skewers; one is a light barbeque sauce and the other is a sweet/hot Thai chili sauce that tastes straight out of the bottle, but it's okay; I like it that way. At $3.60, the chicken skewers are the best bar food deal, although too thinly sliced, which makes them on the dryer side - a thicker cut would result in a moist chicken appetizer.

Service is top notch at the bar. My visit was during the middle of the week, so it was uncrowded; patio tables are available outside at the Rodeo Drive entrance, as well. So when you drop-off your out-of-towners on Rodeo Drive, tell them you'll be waiting at Cafe Rodeo, sipping a $3.60 Cosmopolitan or Martini - this is a great Beverly Hills happy hour deal: just be judicious in choosing an appetizer.


Cafe Rodeo & Bar 360 (inside the Luxe Hotel or patio at enterance)

360 N. Rodeo Drive, Beverly Hills
California 90210

phone: 800) 468-3541

websites:
http://www.luxehotelrodeodrive.com/dining.php
http://www.luxehotelrodeodrive.com/

Happy Hours: Monday through Friday from 4:30 to 7:30.

Martinis and select appetizers $3.60. Other appetizers $7-$9. Food items change month to month, so call for the latest happy hour menu.
Parking: Valet or city meters, on same side of the street just South of Santa Monica Boulevard. Bring pocket change, $1 per hour.

Krispy Kreme Doughnut Recipe - 2 Videos

What a fun month of menus featuring a few favorite breakfast dishes it has been. The 99 Cent Chef ends his early morning tasting menu with a video featuring a trip to his local 24-hour drive-thru Krispy Kreme Doughnuts shop, and a step-by-step recipe so you can create your own glazed wonders.

What is it about a Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut? Crusted with sugar, Krispy Kreme doughnuts are so soft, slight, and featherweight you are left wanting more -- all for 89 cents apiece.

When I first had them, I was reminded of powdered beignets from Cafe Du Monde in the French Quarter of New Orleans. Both are made with a yeast-risen dough; and, in fact, the original recipe for Krispy Kreme was purchased from a New Orleans French pastry chef over 70 years ago.

The ingredients for this East Coast confection are simple and inexpensive: yeast, flour, sugar, milk, one egg, and vanilla flavoring. Krispy Kreme's recipe is secreted away, so I am approximating.

You can experiment with doughnut dough flavors, using different flours (wheat) and spices like cinnamon and nutmeg, chocolate powder (or chocolate syrup), and fruit juice (or pureed fruit) instead of water. Watch the video -- it's easy to make a baker's dozen.

Krispy Kreme Donut - VIDEO

Play it here. The video runs 7 minutes, 5 seconds.

 And if you liked this video, be sure to check out my Judging the Donut Summit 2, video below.  It is chock full of crullers, dunkers, bear claws, chocolate glazes, and lemon filling. I recorded the outdoor park event while selecting the best of-show donuts, including Best Vegan, Filling, Chocolate, Raised (Yeast), Fritter, Unconventional, and Visually Appealing. 

It was fun judging such a prestigious event. Highlights included an awards ceremony, a Donut Croquet, and a Donut Poetry Slam -- be sure to listen to the hilarious limerick, "The Babysitter." To see photos and read more about it, click here.

Judging the Donut Summit 2 - Video

Play it here. The video runs 5 minutes, 34 seconds.

Doughnut Ingredients (Baker's dozen - about 13)

• 1/2 package yeast (video shows 1 package) - about 1 tablespoon of dried yeast.
• 1/4 cup lukewarm water (100 degrees)
• 2 cups flour - cheap, white all-purpose. Okay to try out different types for extra flavor and texture.
• 3/4 cup of warm milk (100 degrees) or milk substitute
• 2 tablespoons of sugar
• 1 egg
• 1/4 stick (28 grams) of butter or shortening - softened to room temperature.
• Vegetable oil for frying donuts

*Wide skillet or pot with vegetable oil one inch deep -- the doughnuts will float (In the video I used 3 cups of oil - oil is reusable.)

Sugar Glaze Ingredients and Directions

• 1/4 stick butter (28 grams) 
• 1 cup powdered sugar
• 1/2 tsp. vanilla
• 2 tbsp. water (clear glaze) or milk (white glaze)

Directions for Glaze
Melt butter and add to powdered sugar, vanilla and water. Mix well for a couple of minutes. Pour into a shallow dish for dipping/coating warm doughnuts. For harder glaze leave out butter.

*Here is a great website that converts my ingredients into grams (for all my international cook visitors), just click here.

Directions for Doughnuts
In a large mixing bowl, dissolve yeast in 1/4 cup of warm water, then add warm milk, egg, sugar, butter, and flour. Mix well for a few minutes (electric mixer for 2, or 5 minutes by hand). Cover dough for at least an hour, or overnight for breakfast doughnuts.  

On a lightly floured surface, roll out doughnut dough with a rolling pin about 1/2 an inch thick. 

The dough is much softer and sticker than typical bread dough. To make it easier to work with sprinkle on flour as needed -- or just plop the dough on a floured board and pad it down out with your hands.

Cut doughnuts with a cutter (I used a coffee cup), then a smaller cutter (bottle top) for the centers. You can set aside the doughnut holes with the doughnuts or re-roll them for another doughnut or two. Let cut doughnuts set another half an hour to rise one last time before frying.

When the doughnuts have risen, heat oil in a wide shallow pan to about 350 degrees (medium heat). Test one of the doughnut holes in the oil - it should bubble and quickly brown the doughnut hole. 

Fry one doughnut at a time until you get the hang of it - I burned a couple. Watch carefully, as doughnuts will begin to brown along the edge in a few seconds. Flip the doughnut over to brown the other side.

 It may take a few tries - a light to medium brown doughnut is about right. Set cooked doughnuts on a rack or on paper towels to drain. 

Finally, dip one side of the doughnut in a shallow bowl of sugar glaze -- then enjoy! 

99 thanks to the Baldwin Hills Krispy Kreme Doughnuts store, their employees and customers for allowing me to shoot video.

Location: 4034 Crenshaw Blvd.
L0s Angeles, CA. 90008
Phone: 323) 291-4133
Drive-thru open 24 hours.
Click here to view or embed video from YouTube.

And 99 thanks to Amy for her camerawork!

A Breakfast Hot Mess & Coffee Comedy Video #2

Food is funny and so is coffee. In the last "Coffee Comedy" video, the silent movie pratfall device, the banana peel, was front and center. In my latest video, which features the bucolic ellipsoidal...well, you will have to watch what funny food prop The Chef has up his bathrobe sleeve.

Coffee Comedy Video #2

Play it here. The video runs 1 minute, 4 seconds.

Not for the faint of palate, this breakfast double "Deal of the Day" is one hot mess. I fortified with a bottle of Tums and prune juice for cleansing. From the frozen case of this 99c only Store I picked up a "6-pack" of buttermilk pancakes by Breakfast Choice, and Armour "Sizzle & Serve Original" sausage patties (9-count). Both are pre-cooked, so this breakfast has the makings of an early morning speedy meal.

After a week of healthy yogurt/fruit smoothies, veggie frittatas and whole grain cereal in soy milk, could this be a wicked worthwhile splurge of calories? It did not start out well.
First up, "Breakfast Choice Buttermilk Pancakes". I tried toasting one small 3 1/2 inch diameter pancake, per box directions. The toaster rendered it tough and dry. I tried another one by microwaving 30 seconds, covered with a sheet of wax paper. This time it was moist, although I miss the crispness from toasting; and once covered in syrup, it is suprisingly flavorful - coming from a pre-cooked frozen state, although the flavor does not stand up to homemade or even box mix pancakes.

On to Armour "Sizzle & Serve Original" sausage made from a combination of pork and turkey.

The box picture shows browned sausage patties; they actually look more like grey pucks. Once you get over that, they heat up quickly microwaved with the pancakes in about 30 seconds. The flavor is fine and does not render much grease with the addition of ground turkey, but once again, a crunchy caramelized skin from frying is sorely missed.

On The 99 Cent Chef's scale of 0 to 9, 9 being best, I give this hot mess of a breakfast a 4. A few points are taken off for appearance and texture, and you would not eat this every day -- however as a trashy quickie morning meal fling, it's not bad!

Click here to embed or view Coffee Comedy video #2 at youtube.

Diary of a Frittata Maker - Photo story

Scroll the colorful frittata photo story featuring The Chef preparing this classic Italian egg entree. Typically, it is made with leftover pasta and eggs prepared in an ovenproof skillet. In this version, I substitute one small red (or white) potato and veggies including: a halved red bell pepper and onion, frozen Italian green beans, and half a package of sliced mushrooms.

A cooking note: after adding 6-8 lightly mixed eggs to sauteed veggies use your spatula to loosen eggs around the edges of pan as frittata stiffens -- you do not scramble, let it firm up like an omelet. Finish in the broiling oven with a topping of mozzarella (or any favorite) cheese and barely cook a minute until melted.

It's hard to mess up, since there are as many variations as you can come up with; just try not to over cook the eggs. You can feed the whole family with this dish. Enjoy The 99 Cent Chef's tasty photo story.


99 thanks to my neighbor Nuno for the extra eggs. Check out our earlier video collaboration: "My 99 Cent Dinner with Nuno" by clicking here.

A Coffee Comedy Video & Egg Nog French Toast

The first groggy-eyed cup of coffee - The 99 Cent Chef has gone through great pains for it. No fresh ground Starbucks left, maybe there are some old Folgers in the can way back in the cupboard. None left in the can, how about a couple of spoonfuls of freeze-dried? No freeze-dried, either? Watch this coffee comedy video to find out how desperate The Chef can be!

Coffee Video

Play it here. The video runs 1 minute.

And...

now on to a tasty breakfast classic. Texas Toast size bread is perfect for making French Toast. Pick up a loaf of thick-sliced white bread Texas Toast at this 99c only Store and make a stack. Continuing a month-long breakfast blogging theme, The Chef combines his earlier "Egg Nog & A Tipsy Tree Trimming" Christmas-themed video recipe (click here to view video) with this warm and toasty breakfast favorite. You can use your preferred French bread recipe, just add a little of the spices: nutmeg, cinnamon, and vanilla extract for a festive egg nog flavor.

Ingredients (serves 2-3)

4-6 slices of bread (or any type you have on hand including wheat or whole grain)
1/2 cup milk
3 eggs1 tsp. sugar (optional - no sugar needed if you are topping with syrup)Butter - a couple slices for frying French toast

1/8 tsp. cinnamon ( a small sprinkle)

1/8 tsp. nutmeg (small sprinkle)

1/4 tsp. vanilla extract
Powdered sugar - optional for topping
Maple syrup - another topping
Fresh fruit is another excellent topping

Directions
Heat a couple of slices of butter in a large skillet on the stovetop. In a large bowl whisk together milk, eggs, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, and vanilla extract.

Dip and coat both sides of the bread, allowing it to soak through with egg nog wash. Cook until French toast is brown, about a couple of minutes on each side. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and top with maple syrup. For a lighter version, forgo sugar and syrup and top with fresh-cut strawberries, any seasonal fruit, or canned sliced peaches and pears in natural or lightly sweetened juice.

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