Friday, November 1, 2024

World Vegetarian Day

I have too many World Vegetarian Day recipes to list right here, so it's best to enter the words "vegan" or "vegetarian" in the "Search" window on the right side of the top area of my food blog to see them all. If you have a favorite vegetable or fruit, you can enter that name in the same window, too.

Anyway you cut it, there is a lot to choose from, and I think you will like my delicious, inexpensive recipes listed below. Read on and click on any highlighted name to be directed to the original recipe on this food website.

Some of my vegetarian recipes include butter, milk, cheese, and yogurt. All those ingredients are cheaply substituted with vegetable oils, almond milk (also oat, soy, hemp, etc.), or soy and oat yogurts. New substitutions for meat and dairy are arriving in grocery stores every year,

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I'll start with a recipe that requires some mashing and a toaster, Avocado Toast. A soft, ripe avocado served simply with toast is easy and quick to do. I get my bread from the discount bin at my local big-chain grocer and avocado from my local Latin marketAvocado Toast has moved beyond trendy to just plain normal.


Everyone likes Mashed Potatoes, and I do too. Nothing to this recipe, really, and it will taste just as good with a milk substitute. I like a lot of fresh ground black pepper in mine.


I like veggies prepared simply like fresh Boiled Corn or Sauteed Yellow Squash with onion and garlic.


Sauteed Green Beans with Almonds are a colorful dish with crunch.

Grilling or roasting veggies is a favorite of mine. Roasted Brussels Sprouts become tender and almost nutty in flavor. I add a drizzle of olive oil and season with salt and pepper before roasting.

You can almost grill any veggie, including Bell PepperZucchiniBeetsand Sweet Potatoes, and I've done them all, just click on a veggie name above to see how I do it.

Grilled Zucchini

Beans are part of my next recipe list. I eat them every week. I slow-cook them, but you can speed things up if you have a pressure cooker. I do like having the long-simmering smell of legumes as they tenderize.

In Louisiana, Cajuns like their Red Beans with white rice. I have a dear friend who has a great veggie version. I got her to show me how she does it, and I'll share her recipe with you. Check out our fun time together in the kitchen making Ms. Patti's Red Beans and Rice recipe.

White Beans are also on the menu in Cajun Restaurants and local fast-food joints. I make mine with a lot of veggies, including carrots, onion, celery, garlic, and herbs. Check out my Vegetarian White Beans recipe video.


I was raised on Tex-Mex-style Pinto Beans. We had them with Mexican Rice and flour tortillas for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. usually with meat, seafood, or eggs. But lately, I've been having beans with brown or white rice and a big shake of hot sauce. Check out my Homemade Mexican Pinto Beans video to see how I make them.

My next favorite bean recipe is Cuban-style Black Beans. I've been making this recipe the most lately. It is a favorite of my wife, Linda. The main flavoring is a sweet and sour addition of a little sugar and vinegar. This yin and yang pull of flavors really makes this recipe especially delicious. I also add bell pepper, onion, and garlic. Again, it is an easy recipe that I think will make it to the top of your favorites list?

Fried Plantains and Yucca are a delicious duo to serve with my Black Beans recipe. 

Canned Beans now come organic and vegan. Drain them and make a no-fuss Warm 3 Bean Saladadding some fresh herbs, chopped onion, tomato, and a little oil and vinegar. Mash Pinto Beans with some of the broth, and you have quickie Refried Beans.


By the way, I'm a big fan of Soy Chorizo as a pungent and spicy ground meat substitution that costs about $2 per package. Sauté and add it to Refried Beans and Mexican Rice for a Burrito.

I have a slew of Salsas to try, including Ancho Chili,  MangoTomatillo, and Red Chili. Click on any recipe name to see the original blog post text and photo illustrations. 

I've been making fruit-based Salsas recently, including PeachMangoPineapple, and Kiwi Salsas. They are sweet, cool, and spicy. I brought my Mango Salsa to a few parties, and it is always a hit and goes very fast so make plenty!

Soups and veggies blend well together. French Onion Soup uses caramelized onions as the main ingredient. It is served with melted cheese on top that you can leave out; it's rich enough. Earthy and pungent Mushrooms make some of the best soups. You can use cream, but any fave milk substitute works fine.

A Mexican soup loaded with veggies is called Calabasitas. It is made with corn, squash or zucchini, tomato, and chiles. It is finished with cheese that you can leave out to keep it vegan. 

How I love the tomato. I try to grow them, unfortunately, with limited success. Whether store-bought or homegrown, tomatoes are the central ingredient in the next list of recipes.

Gazpacho is an Italian soup made with blended fresh veggies and herbs -- no cooking needed, just a blender to puree. It's comprised mainly of fresh tomato, cucumber, bell pepper, garlic, and herbs. It's so refreshing and quick to do.

Bruschetta is a crunchy appetizer served on toast. It's an Italian version of Mexican salsa and tortilla chips. Made with fresh chopped tomato, basil, garlic, balsamic vinegar, and olive oil, it's simply delicious.

You can buy veggie Marinara Sauce in a can or jar cheaply, and I have cooked with my share. But I prefer to start with canned tomato sauce and add my own garlic, onion, and fresh herbs. It doesn't take that much longer to do, just a bit of chopping and sauteing. Homemade Marinara Sauce seems lighter to me and less salty. 

Pasta and veggies are a great combination. Dried pasta is still a great cheap$kate buy.

You can start with a simple warm Rustic Tomato Sauce over your favorite pasta, or chill out with Peas, Artichoke Hearts, Broccoli, and Wheat Pasta

How about Brussels Sprouts or Kale with Pasta? I use butter, but you can substitute it with olive oil or any favorite veggie oil. For a bit of crunch, heat up your favorite nut like Cashews, mix with a little garlic, and heat in olive oil, and you have a rich Cashew and Garlic Pasta.

Steam any favorite veggies and mix them with macaroni or any tube and short-cut pasta for a versatile Veggie Pasta Salad, and it keeps in the refrigerator to serve cold, too. 

My Cajun nephew Zak has some serious cooking chops and came up with a wild Cajun Tuscan Primavera Pasta. Again, butter is used that can be substituted with olive oil, but you cannot replace the Cajun Seasonings, or you have to call it something else!

I worked in the Biz so you know I have a Cinema-inspired dish called  John Cassavetes Red Pepper, Olive Oil, Garlic, and Pasta. Cassavetes, the director, has influenced me more, shall we say, rough and tumble videos that are loose and simply presented - no fancy stuff, just like my recipe mentioned above.

Fruit + salad is a refreshing combination. Try out my Pear and Spinach Salad with Creamy Herb Dressing. I use milk and yogurt, but you know they are easily swapped out, right? I actually like Almond Milk and yogurt made with oats.

My Watermelon, Mango & Spinach Salad needs no substitutions as the vinaigrette is simply veggie oil and lemon or lime juice. It is a perfect summer salad.

Warm Corn, Tomato & Cilantro Salad is made with frozen corn. You could use drained canned corn, too. It is a salad served at room temperature. Kick it up a notch and use fresh corn.

My Veggie Wrap with Homemade Hummus is a salad in a wheat tortilla or stuffed into pita bread.

Potato Salad is a summer staple, and my recipe is one you will like, no matter what part of the country you live in. I have Mom's Cajun Potato Salad version for your viewing pleasure below.


I make an Easy Coleslaw throughout the summer as it's so easy to buy a package of precut cabbage with carrots, but whole cabbage and carrots are the cheapest way to go.

Mix in a bit of veggie mayo and it's ready to serve. I have a tasty, sweet Pineapple Coleslaw, too!


I even dined in a Local Nursery one time...only in the service of showing their tasty selection of fresh fruit trees and tomato plants.

Vegan Sushi? Sure, why not? The trick is to prepare the veggies in a simmering broth of soy sauce and wine (mirin, or sake). My Carrot and Portabella Mushroom Sushi are perfect examples. I also have a Sushi Rice recipe here.

I often start my day with Yogurt and Fruit. Buy local and seasonal fruit when it is most flavorful and cheapest in price.

It couldn't be quicker and easier than slicing a banana or mixing in some Blueberries or Strawberries. 

I'm a big fan of Chinese Stir-fry, everything from Veggies to Fried Rice. The basic ingredients are soy sauce, oyster sauce, fish sauce, ginger, and garlic. I like to stir-fry Bok Choy, which tastes like cabbage, only milder. You can stir-fry Broccoli, Cauliflower, and any favorite veggie you like.

A basic rice Stir-fry is made with cooked rice that has been chilled for a few hours or overnight so it can hold up to frying; otherwise, freshly steamed rice will get too mushy. I quickly make my Stir-fry with a medley of frozen veggies, like a package of peas and carrots.


Eggs are often part of a rice-based Stir-fry, but you will not really miss them. Crumble in some tofu as a tasty substitution, or slice a block of tofu into larger chunks and make tofu the main ingredient. 


You can also use cheap dried ramen noodles. Just cook them according to the package directions. Drain and add them to a hot pan or wok and stir-fry them like you would with cooked rice. I made Tofu with Snow Peas Stir Fry this way.


I like how Korean restaurants have a medley of veggie small-bites or Banchan. A favorite is a sweet Cucumber Salad


 Keep checking back as I am always adding fresh vegetable and vegan recipes.

Thursday, October 31, 2024

Halloween Recipes - Creepy Kool

Gory Halloween warning! It's time to get squeamish with the Ghoulish Gourmet's creepy imagery of raw meat and viscera. I'm about to get medieval for Halloween, and the following Dia del los Muertos, or Day of the Dead.

This Sinister Cheap$kate's ghastly recipes are laid out like a bloody scene from a Stephen King and Edgar Allen Poe story. Once you've digested this macabre blog post, your taste buds may nevermore be the same.

And if you're a vegetarian, avert your gaze! Or peak through hand-covered eyes to read my queasy prose. I'm sure to be on Morrissey's #hit list if he ever sees this - he's pop music's most morose vegan. (And I'm a big fan of his songs with The Smiths.)

Some of my most spooky recipes may make your skin crawl, while others will have your taste buds baying at the moon with pleasure, mouthful after mouthful.

Witches Brew - a bubbling cauldron of Pozole.

So read on, and don't forget to click on any recipe name that will bring you kicking and screaming to my original blog post to see all the hair-raising details -- presented with gory gifs, bloodcurdling photos, grisly videos, and eerie text.

Right off the bat, I like my Chupacabra Carne Asada steak and hamburgers medium-rare. Oozing is fine by me - E. coli be damned!


Grilling meat supercharges the flavor and brings out the knuckle-dragging Neanderthal in this Paleo Chef.

The Terminator T-bone

Raw, bloody carcasses of meat have been disturbingly depicted in fine art. Rembrandt van Rijn is primarily known as a Dutch painter of moody portraits during the 17th Century, and I am especially influenced by his "Carcass of Beef" (flayed ox) study - just check out the audacious composition with gory details.


And here's the British artist Francis Bacon's 20th Century version, below.


The Chiaroscuro Chef photographs flesh against dark backgrounds lately (shot on a blackened cookie sheet) - usually lit from a single direction, with deep shadows, very much inspired by Caravaggio. An artfully dark and forbidding example is my recipe for Pasta alla Genovese, where I slice and dice cheap beef shank, slaughterous enough to make a zombie weep.


Offal is not so awful to this Carrion Chef. After watching a classic horror flick on the big screen, I cruise LA's fog-shrouded boulevards and alleyways during the midnight hour looking for ways to quell my ravenous appetites...for tacos, that is! 


Buche (stomach), lengua (tongue), and tripas (intestines) are on the menu at sidewalk taquerias and taco trucks throughout Los Angeles. Watch the shuddersome viscera-splattered video below to see what stops me in my tracks.



On a sweeter note, while not meat, the gooey insides of a Halloween special edition Oreo cookie are like sweetened bone marrow. You don't smash it to get to the finger-licking orange frosting; a simple twist will do.


Get your hands dirty knawing on my Rosemary's Baby Back RibsYou'll need extra napkins to soak up the BBQ sauce smeared on your lips and dripping from your fingertips.



My Silence of the Lambs Curry is creepy-delicious. And my video cooking directions are as easy to follow as leading a lamb to the slaughter.



It can get messy cooking with meat. You have to have an iron stomach. Try breaking down a pork shoulder sometimes, like I do below for my ghastly Texas Chainsaw Carnitas video recipe.


It's probably the most artistically nauseating footage I've ever shot - but, boy, does it taste heavenly when you cradle a stuffed tortilla, plump with citrus and cola-marinated, slow-cooked pork.



Ground chicken and turkey are mushy and wet, more so than ground beef or pork...ugh.


Check out my ground poultry The Blob Patty Melt video to see what I mean -- yuk!



After chicken, pork is the cheapest flesh. When hacked, mangled, and minced into sausage, it's delicious for breakfast or added to stir fry like my Garroted Green Beans and Gruesome Ground Pork recipe below.


This may sound perverse, but it's actually fun to animate with ground meat; it's like playing with Play-Doh, just greasier. Check out my video below to see the messiness.



Are you still with me? Man, are you hardcore! I'm getting extra creeped out just assembling this blog post.


Ever gut a fish? Whoa, that is one freaky task! Slice the belly open, yank out the internal organs, then chop off the head -- oh, I'm feeling faint just remembering the slimy viscera and the nauseating smell - barf !!

If you want to scare the bejesus out of your dining guest, then serve them a Jaws Whole Grilled Fish - head on!


This tin-framed, bloody-looking slaughter scene, comprised of tomato-sauced fat fingers of sardines, is one of my most visited food blog posts. And the morbid visitors are mostly from Europe (Transylvania?) - go figure. My pasta dish, Suspiria Sardines in Tomato Sauce with Olive Oil over Pasta, is a delicious mouthful worth sinking your incisors into.


Sushi is typically made with freshly butchered raw fish. It's so artfully presented that you miss the gore that goes into each delicate slice of aquatic flesh.

Here's one of my tastefully shot Sushi recipe videos, the simply presented Mothra Tuna Sushi.



Shrimp would not seem spooky, right? But buy head-on jumbo shrimp and try beheading, peeling, and removing the digestive tract/backbone sometimes...yuck! But, man, are they delicious when my Mom serves them up in her Stephen King Shrimp & Rice recipe.


Halloween has a dark streak of humor, and some of my recipes do, too. Take my wacky Nightmare on K Street - Trump Orange Chicken....please. It's the color and shape of a pumpkin and looks like a McDonald's Chicken McNugget, just like our former Twit-in-Chief, but my entree is made with real chicken pieces, not a pink slime meat composite.


How about a recipe where a slice of Bride of Frankenstein Turkey Bacon swallows up a Brussels sprout like a disembodied human tongue...yikes!


I like to cook a whole chicken or leg quarters. There's nothing like the carnal pleasure of ripping apart a cooked poultry carcass and sucking every piece of succulent meat off the bones. My Tingler Chicken Tinga and Paranormal Poached Chicken are some saporous examples.


 Below is the Eviscerating Cuisinier's squishy butchering of a chicken breast and leg quarter. It's the cheapest flesh you can get, and I have all kinds of poultry recipes here.



So get out there and have an entertaining Halloween holiday. It's not all blood and guts! So, I'll leave you with an appallingly tasty ghost story.


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